rokeon: (...the hell?)
Rokeon ([personal profile] rokeon) wrote2012-01-13 08:29 pm

Recording this for posterity

Breaking from my regularly-scheduled lurking because I feel the need to make sure I don't forget one of the few truly original pickup lines out there:

"You have nice eyes, and all that bullshit."

Delivered with complete and total sincerity by a man who was, at the time, handcuffed to his hospital bed in the emergency room. Sometimes I really love my job.